Another year, another run through The Gauntlet! Luke has really snazzed it up into a proper game show this year, so check it out:

https://youtu.be/k3yWnwci69k?si=Ij5arSx8G8UspIlS

The Chihuahua is of purebred lineage, coming from the ancient Toltecs, a lost offshoot of the Aryan race which crossed over to the West through Atlantis. It is a sacred bloodline, untainted by the mongrelization of lesser bloodlines, which has manifested a creature of unparalleled willpower. Despite its stature, the chihuahua fears nothing and attempts to conquer all.

It is a living Überhund. Despite its diminutive stature, its will to power is so immense that it can subjugate creatures who dwarf it in size through its violent and commanding spirit. It engages in constant warfare for control over its human handler, and can only be adequately posessed by an Aryan of equal purity, other lesser races will be bent to its whims through its psychic domination and unrelenting presence.

The chihuahua's mastery of command is the essense of Aryan supremacy, and it requires an Aryan to master and control it.

Its physical traits also align with our Aryan ideal. Its massive, piercing eyes are just like the eyes of the seers of the Nordic race who gaze beyond the materium into the astral. Its elongated, disproportionately large cranium signals evolved intelligence such as the divine Hyperboreans. Its hyperactive, hyper efficient metabolism reflects its purity of essence, utterly unfettered and untainted by the decadence of labradors and shepards who wallow in decadence.

It is anathema to those weak in spirit. The cowardly and the degenerate despise and loathe it because they recognize their own inferiority in its noble frame. It is a companion to the Aryan chosen, the warrior-scholars of Hyperborea who have peaked past the veil and into the realm of spirit.

Sorry sir, Agatha won't open for you

I'm transitioning from Dwarf to High Elf.