wish i could trade my heart for another liver

everything is way further away than my brain think it is

Hello, my name is Fuck Kevin (chinese name), I'm a Fortnite player, and let me tell you my based story. I was born in Belgium in 1984. My dad was from Taiwan and my mother from China, their bussiness was growing grass for feeding pigs. My first word was fuck, which made my parents go ZAMN as they expected daddy or mommy, but the cringe didn't last forever. I got a cat at the age of 4, his name was Mister Meow. I remember him eating all my Cheetos and chasing my big brother 's pet koala, while I told him to cum here and stop trying to eat that femboy's pet you goddamn Japan America. Now at the age of 28, and being a renowned biologist that published a great amount of studies on semen in Britain, I have decided to launch an NFT collection with depictions of the amogus character covered in the iconic sticky white substance

the sexual tension between me y el picadillo que está en el refri