dude: "Why did you breakup With her"

Me:Ima wanna be romance so i decide to say good morning, i sent the msg like "yene,❤GM"


N she be like: enen ግም


😂😂😂


#Respectfully

⚠️😌
Boy : what's up
Girl : hey
Boy : how was the day?
Girl : nice but I didn't know you💁‍♀️ can I see ur photo
Boy : yap
Girl : ok! Send me
Boy : 🐷
Girl : 👀 I said full body
Boy : 🐖
Girl : son of bitch🤬

@respectfully_Mike😈

My whole life on dnd. I only deal with who i want😭

#respectfully

Nobody:
Control ብፌ ውስጥ ያሉት እቃዎች waiting for holidays...

@respectfully_mike😈

I dont go around explaining why certain bonds broke.if they told you i was a snake, then sssssss🐍
Leave me alone😌😂

@respectfully_Mike

Her:Do u know Spanish
Him:yes
Her: Say something

Him:DESPACITO😁

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👇🏾😂👇🏾🙆🏽‍♂️👇🏾🤷🏽‍♂️👇🏾


@respectfully_Mike😈

Me taking weed at the first time

Dad: ጆሮ ያለውን ኩባያ አቃብለኝ

me: ጆሮ ካለው ለምን አትጠራውም.😚

😆😂😂😈

10 min after kidnapping me

Me: hey guys, if u don't mind can we go pick up my sis ? 🥺

@respectfully_Mike

Niggas be in jail hanging up the phone like u care🤣🤣🤣 nigga i'm the one free IDGAF🗣🗣

#respectfully

I be in my head more than i be on Earth 😭

#respectfully

*at the hospital *

Mother gives birth to a boy

me as a doctor : congratulation እህቴ it's uhh.....a boy without a vagina😕 tf wtf

#respectfully

Random girl in my inbox : hey i like your posts

Me : don't do that don't give me hope 😭

#respectfully

*me ለሊት ላይ ተነስቶ የሽንት ቤቱን በር መክፈት*

the ሴጣን sitting on the toilet :Goddamn it ሰው አለ አታንኳኳም እንዴ ደነዝ

me :ጠጋ በላ 😕

@respectfully_Mike😈

Do yall believe lack of attention can cause u to fall out of love with someone🤔

#respectfully_mike😈

I be like why tf these people staring at me ....i be forgetting i'm fine😭😭😭😂....

@respectfully_Mike😈

Etc= end of thinking capacity 😂😂

#Respectfully_Mike 😈

To do list
1: Buy a sword
2: Name it kindness
3: Kill people with kindness....🤣😂😂

@Respectfully_Mike

Two girls wear the same shirt: “She copied my style”🙄

Two boys wear the same shirt: “BROOOO!”😂😂😂

@Respectfully_Mike 😈