“my parents are canon that doesn’t make them a good ship”

Quoting ada 🪷 (@ircnshields)

“but it’s canon!!” is such a dumb argument my parents are canon that doesn’t make them a good ship

Power took so long to come back I started playing Balatro

The white smoke over Buffalo means we’ve invented a new wing sauce.

whoever came up with lefty loosey righty tighty absolutely cranked it out of the park on that one

Quoting hotaru1512 音ゲー垢 (@hotaru151274110)

ルビィちゃーん！

何が好きー？

チョコミンTO-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA

my contribution to current meme

i couldn't resist

whos teaching my dad these words 😭😭😭

which one are you

Had to draw this scenario that happened to me

the bisexuals are attacking ohio starting at 4pm

Quoting NWS Wilmington OH (@NWSILN)

Here is an update for the severe weather threat today.