Wisdom

If you all work hard, you can be like Paddy too.. 🍺

Everyone is entitled to their opinion as long as it's the same as mine.

Few from outside Britain will ever truly appreciate or master the art of British diplomacy.

@BritainsPubs

A suspiciously good impression of Dianne Abbot

"Where do you think you'll be in 20 years?"

Me:

Modern girls..

When you keep nodding off on the train.

Wtf.