"did you score any cigarettes?"
"nah. i keep asking but he wont give me any."
"does he at least have games on his phone?"
"nope."
"fucked up."
"yeah, no, yeah. seriously."

I would like to inseminate her in a non-artificial manner

Literally me every time I’m waiting for food at restaurants.

Hyraxes. Beast mode all the time

Extended edition of that kid getting screwed over with the chayotes

mfw bedtime stories