— Skif, I need you to kill two rats. I'll pay a hundred thousand coupons in a advance

— Listen, old man, do I look like I have nothing to do? Catch your rats yourself, I'm on a mission okay?

— Chimera's penis. Now.

— At once, Lady Dorozhniuk. Glory to Ukrainian science.

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That one guy who bought Premium

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i hadn't made a proper announcement about this yesterday, because i was kinda in the eye of the storm, but

I need help, helping a person in Middlesex, New Jersey. She's a 24yo trans girl named Moxie who's about to become completely homeless after facing mental health issues, along with her wife ending up hospitalized, and she's very suicidal about it all. She wants to live, but she doesn't want to live on the streets.

Please, If you have any resources you could share, or if you could shelter her, please reach out to me ( @RubyMintcat ) and I'll forward any information her way. My DMs are always open, please don't be shy.
You could also provide direct monetary support through Cashapp: $deathdancedoll
Her card might close in 2 weeks but we're working on extending that.

Share this around all the groups you can, too. Every bit of help is appreciated.

Westerners: my great grandpa got a plan, started a company, invested money, and now our family is rich.

Ukrainians: my grandpa got a plan and he SURVIVED.

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Canon event

In order to grow you must leave your comfort zone

Can I leave the killzone of enemy strike drones and ballistic missiles first?

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Liver salad Prometheus

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Me showing my dad what those stupid expensive toy soldiers you gotta even paint yourself are

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How do you keyhole an rpg

I tell a fun story from my childhood.
Zoomers: we are so sorry this happened to you.

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When I was 13 me and my grandpa were walking down the street when we saw my teacher.

Grandpa: Ira, hide, you are skipping school!

Me: no, you hide, I told her I was at your funeral!

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Conclusions made.

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Café in Chernivtsi turned traffic lights on an arterial road off every time it used the coffee maker.

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Good morning
I got stopped at a checkpoint
I think they are being bullies

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Holy Mary is back in Sataniv

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Now do it again, but sorting paper from plastic properly.

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While designing the bus stops the engineers accounted for every possibility: for when it's hot they made a glass roof. For when it's windy — gaps in the walls. For when it's freezing — metal benches.

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Some people say that the war will be over soon and we'll finally live in peace. But Dima says that there's gonna be a world war III and everyone's gonna die (I trust Dima)

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