Everyone is entitled to their opinion as long as it's the same as mine.

Few from outside Britain will ever truly appreciate or master the art of British diplomacy.

@BritainsPubs

A suspiciously good impression of Dianne Abbot

"Where do you think you'll be in 20 years?"

Me:

Modern girls..

When you keep nodding off on the train.

Wtf.

If you have to be mediocre, be mediocre at pizza, and people will still have a more pleasant day.

David Chappell; Who will save us now?

You can't beat a bit of live entertainment..

New method of fighting depression found;

They told us the difference was just colour though...

What a backtrack? [US Edit here.]

#London is now jam-packed with an array of disgusting buildings that have no indication of what culture or country they're supposed to represent. I'd have the lot down in no time.