-Quark voice-
"Odo,
Tell your Founder girlfriend to post more anal vids on her onlyfans"

"You know those mormons, notorious polytheists"

Literally how I am trying to be

"So called free thinkers when the drone girl posts mesmerizing gifs"

GF: "I can't wait for everyone in italy to have to eat deepdish pizza by papal decree"
Us: "They already have lasagna dear"

"Have you ever done BLS on a squeaky toy"

"Back in my day we used the peach emoji instead of a strawberry"