Trans zen Buddhist: a girl once asked "what is my clockiest feature?" her master coughed. She grabbed her throat in shock and cried "I knew it! I cough like a man!" The master sighed and said "alas, they won't even let themselves cough."
Me: please stop with these fucking riddles dude they are not making me feel better
Trans zen Buddhist: but is it not interesting that time is the one thing that always passes, yet is eternally clockable?
Me: shut the FUCK up, holy shit
Me: please stop with these fucking riddles dude they are not making me feel better
Trans zen Buddhist: but is it not interesting that time is the one thing that always passes, yet is eternally clockable?
Me: shut the FUCK up, holy shit
Two monks were walking one day when they came upon a beautiful young woman trying to cross a river. She’d fallen in and was soaking wet, her sari clinging to her shapely form. The elder monk, feeling compassion for her lifted her on his shoulders and carried her across, then went about his walking.
The younger monk was silent and quietly fuming. After a while the elder monk noticed and asked what is the matter? The young aspirant said “Master, what about our vows to not touch a woman?! How could you do that, what kind of example is that for us?”
The master stopped, looked at him and smiled. “I did what I did out of compassion my son, the difference is I left her on the river bank... You are still carrying her”.
The younger monk was silent and quietly fuming. After a while the elder monk noticed and asked what is the matter? The young aspirant said “Master, what about our vows to not touch a woman?! How could you do that, what kind of example is that for us?”
The master stopped, looked at him and smiled. “I did what I did out of compassion my son, the difference is I left her on the river bank... You are still carrying her”.