Crazy idea: let’s give one country to the Habsburgs and one to the Bourbons and check on them 500 years later

am i sure the death star is going down? look at my quant. look at him! you notice anything different about him? look at his eyes. i’ll give you a hint—his name’s a fucking number!! he doesn’t even speak english—it’s all beep-boop shit!! yeah, i’m sure.

Reminder that July is a dangerous time to shoot fireworks, probably best to wait until August just to be safe