My cactus grew a head and boobs over the last month

Choose your bottle wisely

bought an eggplant with a nose today

The restaurant I went to had this warning in the bathroom

I found an anti-tank RPG in my classroom

Did someone say purge?!?

CHONKY DOING A SNEEF

Nintendo already made the Nintendo Switch in 1985

Air conditioner’s installed at a grocery store during a heatwave.

When the cops asked for her id, she pointed to the stick figure on the back of the van.