By God, we’ll have our home again. Theotokos, pray for your city!

Good racism morning. Today is out of touch Friday, and we shall commence with the shenanigans as soon as I finish my preworkout. Have a blessed day, unless you’re jewish, in which case, go uhh, cry about Holocaust and swing a chicken or something.

I thought I needed to stop drinking, so I stopped thinking

Ok, based!

“One day a boy would suck his thumb. His mother asked him to stop. Then she went to the market. The boy put his thumb back in his mouth as soon as she left. Then DER GROẞE SCHNEIDER broke the door and cut his thumbs off. The thumb sucking boy cried to his mother when she returned from the market, and told him “i said to stop sucking your thumb”. The end”

This is a real story by the way

And the child slept happily ever after

“JASON! Did you post a Hitler edit on X/Twitter? You fucking Chud!”

>nothing ever happens

I’ve had three already

I switched to liquor, gets things moving quicker