Идут испытания нового лекарства. Пациенты поделены на две группы — опытную и контрольную. Один из пациентов заходит к врачу: — Доктор, почему вы заменили мой препарат? Доктор (очень осторожно): — А что заставляет вас думать, что я его заменил? — Понимаете, раньше, когда я кидал эти таблетки в унитаз, они плавали, а теперь вдруг стали тонуть.
Идут испытания нового лекарства. Пациенты поделены на две группы — опытную и контрольную. Один из пациентов заходит к врачу: — Доктор, почему вы заменили мой препарат? Доктор (очень осторожно): — А что заставляет вас думать, что я его заменил? — Понимаете, раньше, когда я кидал эти таблетки в унитаз, они плавали, а теперь вдруг стали тонуть.
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Multiple pro-Kremlin media figures circulated the post's false claims, including prominent Russian journalist Vladimir Soloviev and the state-controlled Russian outlet RT, according to the DFR Lab's report. The next bit isn’t clear, but Durov reportedly claimed that his resignation, dated March 21st, was an April Fools’ prank. TechCrunch implies that it was a matter of principle, but it’s hard to be clear on the wheres, whos and whys. Similarly, on April 17th, the Moscow Times quoted Durov as saying that he quit the company after being pressured to reveal account details about Ukrainians protesting the then-president Viktor Yanukovych. He said that since his platform does not have the capacity to check all channels, it may restrict some in Russia and Ukraine "for the duration of the conflict," but then reversed course hours later after many users complained that Telegram was an important source of information. The S&P 500 fell 1.3% to 4,204.36, and the Dow Jones Industrial Average was down 0.7% to 32,943.33. The Dow posted a fifth straight weekly loss — its longest losing streak since 2019. The Nasdaq Composite tumbled 2.2% to 12,843.81. Though all three indexes opened in the green, stocks took a turn after a new report showed U.S. consumer sentiment deteriorated more than expected in early March as consumers' inflation expectations soared to the highest since 1981. But because group chats and the channel features are not end-to-end encrypted, Galperin said user privacy is potentially under threat.
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