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Погранпропуск, очередь, водители стоят, базарят... Видят, к ним два таможенника с овчаркой приближаются... Подходят и приступают к рутинному шмону, а один шофёр все время нагибается и норовит под овчарку заглянуть. Таможенники ему:
— Ты, чего, мужик, потерял чего?
А он им:
— Да не, просто мне Витёк сказал, что овчарка с двумя хуями пришла...



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Погранпропуск, очередь, водители стоят, базарят... Видят, к ним два таможенника с овчаркой приближаются... Подходят и приступают к рутинному шмону, а один шофёр все время нагибается и норовит под овчарку заглянуть. Таможенники ему:
— Ты, чего, мужик, потерял чего?
А он им:
— Да не, просто мне Витёк сказал, что овчарка с двумя хуями пришла...

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In a statement, the regulator said the search and seizure operation was carried out against seven individuals and one corporate entity at multiple locations in Ahmedabad and Bhavnagar in Gujarat, Neemuch in Madhya Pradesh, Delhi, and Mumbai. But Telegram says people want to keep their chat history when they get a new phone, and they like having a data backup that will sync their chats across multiple devices. And that is why they let people choose whether they want their messages to be encrypted or not. When not turned on, though, chats are stored on Telegram's services, which are scattered throughout the world. But it has "disclosed 0 bytes of user data to third parties, including governments," Telegram states on its website. The news also helped traders look past another report showing decades-high inflation and shake off some of the volatility from recent sessions. The Bureau of Labor Statistics' February Consumer Price Index (CPI) this week showed another surge in prices even before Russia escalated its attacks in Ukraine. The headline CPI — soaring 7.9% over last year — underscored the sticky inflationary pressures reverberating across the U.S. economy, with everything from groceries to rents and airline fares getting more expensive for everyday consumers. "There is a significant risk of insider threat or hacking of Telegram systems that could expose all of these chats to the Russian government," said Eva Galperin with the Electronic Frontier Foundation, which has called for Telegram to improve its privacy practices. Official government accounts have also spread fake fact checks. An official Twitter account for the Russia diplomatic mission in Geneva shared a fake debunking video claiming without evidence that "Western and Ukrainian media are creating thousands of fake news on Russia every day." The video, which has amassed almost 30,000 views, offered a "how-to" spot misinformation.
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