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– Алло, это телефон спасения 911? У меня в комнате пожар! – Где вы находитесь территориально? – У телефона. Вокруг пламя. Дайте мне совет!!! – Есть ли у вас в доме дезодорант? – Да. – Ни в коем случае не распыляйте его вблизи огня!
– Алло, это телефон спасения 911? У меня в комнате пожар! – Где вы находитесь территориально? – У телефона. Вокруг пламя. Дайте мне совет!!! – Есть ли у вас в доме дезодорант? – Да. – Ни в коем случае не распыляйте его вблизи огня!
Ukrainian forces successfully attacked Russian vehicles in the capital city of Kyiv thanks to a public tip made through the encrypted messaging app Telegram, Ukraine's top law-enforcement agency said on Tuesday. "Markets were cheering this economic recovery and return to strong economic growth, but the cheers will turn to tears if the inflation outbreak pushes businesses and consumers to the brink of recession," he added. And while money initially moved into stocks in the morning, capital moved out of safe-haven assets. The price of the 10-year Treasury note fell Friday, sending its yield up to 2% from a March closing low of 1.73%. Telegram users are able to send files of any type up to 2GB each and access them from any device, with no limit on cloud storage, which has made downloading files more popular on the platform. Stocks dropped on Friday afternoon, as gains made earlier in the day on hopes for diplomatic progress between Russia and Ukraine turned to losses. Technology stocks were hit particularly hard by higher bond yields.
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